I was reading this story about gynecologists.
It made me think of the one time I went to the gynecologist (his name has been changed to protect his privacy) and he said, and I quote:
Dr. Strange: "You have a perfect cervix"
Dr. Strange: "no really, it;s like text book perfect."
me: "um. thanks?"
Dr. Strange: "Nurse Nunya business, come in here and look at this! She has a perfect uterus"
Nurse Nunya: "um"
me: closing my legs and looking terribly uncomfortable. "um, I have to go."
And I never returned again.
Have you ever had a weird gyno story? I seem to have a few.