I was riding in the car with the kids minding my own business...
"Mommy, why did Dean come out of your stomach?"
"Well honey babies only stay in the mommies stomach for a little while and then they come out."
"Like Dean was in my belly for a little while and you, you were in my belly too and now you're both out here with me."
Long silent pause while she ponders this.
"Why did you eat us?"